Thanks a lot for reading my work. I appreciate that a lot of you are curious about the research backing this up. I did not state it to retain the humor within the piece. But you should check out these places for more insight.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_vestigiality
https://www.livescience.com/21513-vestigial-organs.html
https://beyondblindfold.com/10-parts-of-the-human-body-that-will-disappear-in-the-future/
https://bornrealist.com/15-parts-human-body-will-disappear-future/
https://www.businessinsider.in/science/9-useless-body-parts-that-humans-no-longer-need/articleshow/67564589.cms
http://socialwebbuzz.info/human-facts/15-body-parts-that-will-disappear-one-day/
https://www.culturehook.com/3100-1/15-parts-of-the-human-body-that-will-disappear-in-the-future.
Thanks a lot for your inquiries. I will make it a point to include my sources in the article itself from next time.